luke | mid-20s | he/him | the fandoms come and go but the cat pictures are consistent

gottagobackintime:

Boy 
dir. Taika Waititi

wifegideonnav:

two very good fictional relationship dynamics:

1. i would find you and love you in every universe. our love is inevitable and transcends reality as we understand it

2. this is the only universe where the dominos fell exactly right so that we could fall in love. we have something unique and we have overcome so much to get here

pendraegon:

people will genuinely try to describe lancelot as swashbuckling and charming and a flirt and it’s like….no that’s gawain, gawain will fuck your wife and then help you, an errant knight, try to track down sir gawain because he fucked your wife and you want to duel him and after like two weeks he’ll smugly tell you that well actually, i am he, sir gawain but it doesn’t matter because you’re now in love with him too. but also gawain is insane and nothing makes him happier than killing and also flirting with anyone who crosses his path. gawain’s REAL good at killing and he doesn’t care about morality or right or wrong and can we just fight already? lancelot cries if you look at him wrong and is allergic to every other human emotion and has a moral dilemma every other week and feels bad about how good he is at killing but he’s REALLY good at killing but also he just wants to go and visit his mom, okay?

faithdeans:

vampiremuney:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

aliceavizandum:

fabledanarchy:

That’s Odin

ME: ☝️ no it isn’t

YOU: but that’s clearly-

ME: [sotto voce] Odin gets upset when he feels he isn’t tricking people, just indulge him. [loudly] hail and well met, ordinary subway peasant

ODIN: [to self] the fools…

thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

piratepolls:

starshipcaptainjojo:

just-for-ship:

nuka-rockit:

lesbians-love-samwilson:

xmagnet-o:

dicapitoe:

black-geek-supremacy:

prguitarman:

always-bookgasming:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

prideprejudce:

spyderthot:

gayperfuma:

gayprinces:

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen

Lmao what is this shit?

Gucci baby!

I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci

Isn’t this just Harry styles closet

Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up

They needed captions

#outfits you wind up wearing because they have amazing stats

Venus don’t hide this in the tags lmao

injuries-in-dust:

“Like a glass door; unhinged.”

willypadilly:

willypadilly:

effemimaniac:

makel-grax:

nutellabreakfast:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that’s dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.